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"Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-18-02, 19:44z 

Milly (Patty's assistant) sent this:
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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation
Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas
flight check.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the
reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in
order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's
flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He
checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose.
He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's
enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the check ride.

Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the
compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a
shotgun. What's that for!?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked
and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned
over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on
takeoff."


Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas

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  Subject      Author      Message Date     ID   
  RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check Mike_Greenwood[Admin] 12-19-02 1
   RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check vgbaron[Sysop] 12-19-02 2
        RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check Ben_Chiu[Admin] 12-19-02 3
             RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check Mike_Greenwood[Admin] 12-20-02 5
                  RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check Ben_Chiu[Admin] 12-20-02 6
                       RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check Mike_Greenwood[Admin] 12-21-02 7
        RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check Mike_Greenwood[Admin] 12-20-02 4

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1. "RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-19-02, 00:43z 

That's GREAT!!


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2. "RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-19-02, 02:20z 

Who gets the venison?

:)

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3. "RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-19-02, 19:34z 

> Who gets the venison?
> :)

Oh, man, reminds me of the Xmas version of Fear Factor. :^P

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5. "RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-20-02, 03:56z 

>>Oh, man, reminds me of the Xmas version of Fear Factor.<<

I didn't see that one...do tell! <g>

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6. "RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-20-02, 07:51z 

> >>Oh, man, reminds me of the Xmas version of Fear Factor.<<
>
> I didn't see that one...do tell! <g>

Well, let's put it like this: Name three body parts of a male reindeer that you would least want to eat, and you'll have a two out of three chance of guessing correctly. <gag>

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7. "RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-21-02, 01:15z 

>>Well, let's put it like this: Name three body parts of a male reindeer
that you would least want to eat, and you'll have a two out of three
chance of guessing correctly. <gag><<

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

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4. "RE: Santa's Annual Flight Check"
12-20-02, 03:56z 

>> Who gets the venison?<<

Oh man...you're sicker than I though. ....dang, there goes my hard drive again....<vbg>

Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year to ALL!

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